Sick Brick 02

Again, please don't paint your brick.   The paint just holds the moisture in and freeze/thaw does the rest.  Don't even start to tell me that you will do such a good job sealing up the wall so no moisture will get in; it never happens.

Inside Out Columns

Now this is just stupid. Good luck waterproofing those slanted column/window situations. Come on, did the window really have to be slanted? Not every unsual idea is a good idea: case in point.

Garden Shed Chic

If the garden shed is good enough for the lawn mower, it is good enough for the whole building.   Maybe it is like a secret entrance; go into the garden shed and, like magic, you are in the building.  It is like they were trying to incorporate every material from the Home Depot into a building elevation.  It is extra sad that this is a condominium and not an apartment.

Get a Good Look at the Chimney Pipe

You really got to keep an eye on the mechanical sub-contractor So, you have to admire the person who decided that it was not a problem to run the chimney pipe 6 inches in front of a window. Maybe the chimney pipe inspector lives there.

Mystery Roof

It's a roof, it's a bridge, it's just a bad idea.   This goes into the 'what were they thinking' file.  I especially like the deflection in the 'roof'; it would be a relief if it would just collapse.  So, so, so bad.

Downspout Downer

They are just trying too hard.   Where to start with this one....  The step cracking in the masonry, the painted masonry, the L O N G runner that looks crazy.  I especially like conduit that runs through the scupper; so tacky.

MEGA CHIMNEY

Overkill called and they want their chimney back. Points for the hovering front door as well. I'm thinking in a few years this guy will put on a 4 car garage to complete the look.